02.03.2013, 10:32
Dans un autre genre, le script à peine modifié :
Thorin Dreamboatshield: An Unexpected Hotness of Dwarves
Un petit extrait :
Thorin Dreamboatshield: An Unexpected Hotness of Dwarves
Un petit extrait :
Citation :BILBO: So, look, just in case you’re ever taking a nap when evil comes a-knocking, what other wizards could we rely on to save us?
GANDALF: Uh, let me see, there’s Saruman the Totally Not Evil, two other wizards who totally won’t be appearing in these movies even though there are three whole movies to fill up, I don’t even know, and Rabadash the Brown.
GANDALF: My bad, that’s Narnia. Understandable mistake, Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were bros. Radagast. That’s him. Radagast the Brown. And he’ll be appearing in this movie right about… now.
COSTUME DESIGNER: Hee hee hee I’m going to put birdpoop in Radagast’s hair.
AUDIENCE: Now we know who Scriptwriter 3 was getting high with…
RADAGAST THE BROWN: I really need to deep-cleanse and condition my hair, and I really need to sort out the eldritch evil consuming my forest, but first things first: must tend to an adorable hedgehog!
AUDIENCE: Uh… did Radagast just bring a hedgehog back from the dead?
HEDGEHOG:
AUDIENCE: D’awww, little zombie hedgehog! Most cutest zombie in the world!
What's the point of all this pedantry if you can't get a detail like this right?