14.08.2005, 09:26
Je vous fais passer ce petit délire que m'a fait découvrir une amie et qui m'a bien fait marrer:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Tolkien version
Gandalf: It was all he could do, in the time that was given to him.
Faramir: That he should go despite the traffic, to make his father think the better of him.
Gimli: The chicken-laddie went so that the prissy elf-chicken wouldnt beat him to it. Aye! Now wheres the malt beer?
Legolas: Just because he looked so damn fine doing it, with his blond chicken feathers.
Denethor: It didnt this chicken would never bow to the instructions of the chicken-upstart from across the street!
Boromir: All he asked for was the strength to help defend his chicken-people, dammit!
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of laying eggs has gone beyond recall or desire.
Sauron: Because he would have dominion over all chicken life, even unto the ending of the flock.
Aragorn: Riddled with doubt though he was, unwilling to cross that road, he did under the enormous pressure of saving the free chickens of Middle-Earth, and took up his rightful place in the Fowl-Firmament of his Forbears.
Merry: He wanted to distinguish himself from the other chickens to moviegoers who had a hard time telling all those damn chickens apart.
Pippin: Hed been smoking too much Southfarthing Leaf.
Sam: I cant carry the chicken, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!
Mouth of Sauron: I am the Mouth of Sauron.
Saruman: Because he was the wisest and tallest of the chickens, and he declared that there should be no dawn for worms. To Pecking!
Arwen: Because he chose a mortal life. Although he wept copiously the whole time doing so.
Elrond: It was time for him to become who he was born to be.
Uruk-hai: Arrrrggghhhhhh!
Treebeard: To find the Chick-lettes.
Witch-King: Because, fool! No car may run over me!
Galadriel: Because this task was appointed to this chicken alone, and if he cannot find a way, no chicken can.
Theoden: Grima told him so.
Grima: I told him to do it.
Frodo: I am here at the end of the road. But I do not now choose to cross it the Road is mine!
Gollum: The road is mine, my Precious, mine!
Eomer: Dont know. Im more brawn than brain. And I could really use a good cut and a deep conditioner.
Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside chickens once more.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Tolkien version
Gandalf: It was all he could do, in the time that was given to him.
Faramir: That he should go despite the traffic, to make his father think the better of him.
Gimli: The chicken-laddie went so that the prissy elf-chicken wouldnt beat him to it. Aye! Now wheres the malt beer?
Legolas: Just because he looked so damn fine doing it, with his blond chicken feathers.
Denethor: It didnt this chicken would never bow to the instructions of the chicken-upstart from across the street!
Boromir: All he asked for was the strength to help defend his chicken-people, dammit!
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of laying eggs has gone beyond recall or desire.
Sauron: Because he would have dominion over all chicken life, even unto the ending of the flock.
Aragorn: Riddled with doubt though he was, unwilling to cross that road, he did under the enormous pressure of saving the free chickens of Middle-Earth, and took up his rightful place in the Fowl-Firmament of his Forbears.
Merry: He wanted to distinguish himself from the other chickens to moviegoers who had a hard time telling all those damn chickens apart.
Pippin: Hed been smoking too much Southfarthing Leaf.
Sam: I cant carry the chicken, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!
Mouth of Sauron: I am the Mouth of Sauron.
Saruman: Because he was the wisest and tallest of the chickens, and he declared that there should be no dawn for worms. To Pecking!
Arwen: Because he chose a mortal life. Although he wept copiously the whole time doing so.
Elrond: It was time for him to become who he was born to be.
Uruk-hai: Arrrrggghhhhhh!
Treebeard: To find the Chick-lettes.
Witch-King: Because, fool! No car may run over me!
Galadriel: Because this task was appointed to this chicken alone, and if he cannot find a way, no chicken can.
Theoden: Grima told him so.
Grima: I told him to do it.
Frodo: I am here at the end of the road. But I do not now choose to cross it the Road is mine!
Gollum: The road is mine, my Precious, mine!
Eomer: Dont know. Im more brawn than brain. And I could really use a good cut and a deep conditioner.
Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside chickens once more.
Il faut que j`aille en cours
